Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Pictured: The Texland Monorail attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst personal attraction at DisneyLand
February 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Board the third weekly operating Monorail in our America for a monorailed trip through the skies above the woods, out through Disney Location Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Uncle Remus.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet location.
- Fred Salmonpants was once seen enjoying this attraction.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Texland Monorail's driver.
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