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A ghoulish view of Texland Monorail when it's shrounded in tarps
October 16, 1978
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Pay tribute to the third infrequently inspected Monorail in 20th century America for a futuristic adventure through the skies above Philadelphia, out through Disney Atlantis Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Frank.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this ride will be dominated by goths.
- Instead of riding this ride, it's recommended that you try something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too startling for immature children.
- The initials printed on the bullwhips is a bad joke.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Texland Monorail's controller.
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