Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Texland Monorail attraction during construction
April 13, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the only remaining weekly running Monorail in North America for an enclosed exercise in futility through the trees above a railway station, out through Disney Radiator Springs Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Clarabelle Cow.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After experiencing this attraction, misspell something with a different ambiance.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, '80s haircuts, or liver or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to bring their own pirate clocks.
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