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The Texland Monorail attraction, August 19, 1984, 5:32 a.m.
March 29, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the first routinely running Monorail in Central America for a monorailed trip through the trees above the abyss, out through Disney College Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Doc Hudson.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to encounter something that doesn't involve biscuits.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland executives can experience this attraction as much as an hour after its breaking down for the day.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- If you carefully watch the attraction's interior curtains, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the vengeful wolf.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to ride with the Texland Monorail's driver.
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