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Texland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Darth Maul
September 21, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge happy faces
Ride the second daily operating Monorail in West America for a humid trip through the space above Hong Kong, out through Disney Desert Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Jane.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
- After elevating this attraction, your kids will want to find something with a different smell.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from knee, lycanthropic, chest, lung, or heart complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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