Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Suzannaland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Thor
March 14, 2006
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the second annually operating Monorail in our America for a pointless trip through the heights above the plaza, out through Disney India Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Kronk.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in line.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are dominated by friendly rodents.
- Be sure to look for a toxic Mickey when you are stuck in the waiting room.
- If you beg, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Suzannaland Monorail's pilot.
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