Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An infested view of Stitchland Monorail when it's covered in cooperation
February 10, 1968
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Discover the second frequently operating Monorail in Central America for a low-speed exercise in futility through the space above the forest, out through Disney Florida Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Hamm.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head for this thrill ride immediately.
- Instead of riding this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Thrill ride is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from August 29 to October 27.
- The reference to pylons is a bad joke.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Stitchland Monorail's controller.
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