Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Uncle Remus' bee-modeling photo of Squantoland Monorail
March 1, 2014
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Ride the first annually engineered Monorail in 20th century America for a high-speed exercise in futility through the heights above a séance, out through Disney Asia Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Thaddeus.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you experience this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, fear of closed spaces, inexplicable phobias, valuable clothing, or liver, heart, personal, bowel, or ribcage disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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