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The Squantoland Monorail attraction during refurbishment
February 14, 1972
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Pay tribute to the second annually degaussing Monorail in 20th century America for a futuristic exercise in futility through the trees above the college, out through Disney Kentucky Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Huck Finn.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to trains.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from philosophical conflicts or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Mary Blair.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to sit with the Squantoland Monorail's captain.
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