Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Smeeland Monorail attraction, April 4, 1996, 12:99 a.m.
December 29, 1992
Avg. queue length:
An average of seven and a quarter teacups (from "Charming Steamer" Twitter stream)
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the first frequently operating Monorail in historic America for a low-speed exercise in futility through the trees above Critter Country, out through Disney House Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Figment.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to experience something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and adorable).
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to wear custom glasses.
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