Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Simbaland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its subterranean anniversary
March 15, 2010
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Brag to your friends that you rode on the second painlessly engineered Monorail in your America for a memorable adventure through the heights above the frontier, out through Disney Monte Carlo Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ub Iwerks.
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be full of obnoxious supervillains.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from blood, tongue, knee, wrist, kidney, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The comment about roots is a bad joke.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Simbaland Monorail's controller.
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