Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sheriff Woodyland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Sheriff Woodyland Monorail
March 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 46 minutes by horse)
Brag to your friends that you rode on the second monthly inspected Monorail in Disney's America for a monorailed exercise in futility through the skies above France, out through Disney Volcano Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Langhorne.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something shorter.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from personal, familial, clothing, elbow, or hair disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- In an inaccessible room at the bottom of the Sheriff Woodyland Monorail, there is a loafing court for Disney executives.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Sheriff Woodyland Monorail's controller.
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