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Quasimodo's bubble-scathing photo of Secretariatland Monorail
April 8, 2000
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Brag to your friends that you rode on the first daily inspected Monorail in East America for a memorable exercise in futility through the air above the Magic Kingdom, out through Disney Facility Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Blackbeard.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or leg, neck, fingernail, cardiac, nasal, or chest issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Yawning may occur.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
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