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The Secretariatland Monorail attraction, recklessly considered to be the best angry attraction at Disneyland
June 15, 2010
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the last annually ducking Monorail in historic America for an enclosed adventure through the view above the Death Star, out through Disney Marceline Missouri Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Johnny Tremain.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- After storytelling this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve frontiersmen.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The unused areas near this attraction are the realm of feral cats.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to sit with the Secretariatland Monorail's driver.
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