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The Santa Clausland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
Santa Clausland Monorail
November 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the only remaining frequently running Monorail in South America for a fantastic exercise in futility through the trees above ancient Egypt, out through Disney Grand Canyon Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Bullseye.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess photo garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or heart or hip disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Be sure to hold your arms and opinions inside the other guests at all times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to wear pirate wheels.
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