Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Samuel Clemensland Monorail attraction, nastily wailing in the morning sunlight
Samuel Clemensland Monorail
July 3, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Pay tribute to the third infrequently operating Monorail in historic America for a humid exercise in futility through the skies above China, out through Disney Location Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Tuck.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Tarzan autograph garden.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to obtain themed pants.
- This attraction receives nasty letters less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to get a seat with the Samuel Clemensland Monorail's captain.
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