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The Sallahland Monorail attraction during a moment of contemplation
February 13, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Board the only remaining magically running Monorail in your America for a pointless exercise in futility through the skies above a river, out through Disney Inn Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Lilo.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, sin, or hip, intestinal, or cardiac complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey illusions that may offend modern sensibilities.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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