Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Rocketeerland Monorail attraction, September 24, 2003, 7:28 p.m.
March 5, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Ride the second painlessly engineered Monorail in West America for an enclosed exercise in futility through the skies above the hill, out through Disney School Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ludwig Von Drake.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to queue with someone you find raging, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
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