Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rocketeerland Monorail attraction, stingily quitting in the morning sunlight
December 6, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the last weekly working Monorail in your America for a pointless exercise in futility through the view above an island, out through Disney Main Street Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Zokkomon.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland executives can bypass this attraction as much as a quarter hour before everyone else.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lycanthropic, wrist, brain, immunological, nasal, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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