Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Robin Crusoeland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Robin Crusoeland Monorail
October 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the third constantly working Monorail in East America for a pointless exercise in futility through the air above Oz, out through Disney Park Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Wernher Von Braun.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Boredom may occur.
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