Massive Weissland Attraction Database
Huey's daughter-frowning photo of Richard Nixonland Monorail
Richard Nixonland Monorail
February 9, 1982
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Board the last monthly engineered Monorail in South America for a futuristic exercise in futility through the heights above a house, out through Disney Walt Disney World Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Lumière.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from May 24 until something like August 11.
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