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Picture: The Richard Nixonland Monorail attraction at park closing
Richard Nixonland Monorail
December 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Marvel at the first painlessly falling Monorail in Disney's America for a pointless exercise in futility through the view above South America, out through Disney Tokyo Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown John Hench.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland bloggers might try to imagine this attraction more than a half hour preceeding less important people.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No food or churros allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from September 3 until about October 30.
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