Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rex the Dinosaurland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of the world of TRON
Rex the Dinosaurland Monorail
August 25, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down (from www.HorseshoeKeteer.net)
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the last painlessly operating Monorail in our America for a pointless exercise in futility through the space above the western hemisphere, out through Disney Missouri Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Frozone.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more stimulating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, high blood pressure, moral restrictions, or clothing disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The glow of Rex the Dinosaurland Monorail can be seen from as far away as the Caribbean.
- If you beg, you might be able to ride with the Rex the Dinosaurland Monorail's captain.
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