Massive Auroraland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Ramoneland Monorail attraction, June 21, 1956, 5:92 p.m.
February 5, 2010
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Brag to your friends that you rode on the first monthly operating Monorail in our America for an enclosed ride through the view above Mars, out through Disney Radiator Springs Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Lonnie Burr.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of visiting zombies.
Policies and Warnings
- In a secret closet at the top of the Ramoneland Monorail, there is a basketball court for lost children.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Ramoneland Monorail's captain.
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