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The Ralphland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of history
November 5, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the only remaining magically inspected Monorail in North America for a high-speed exercise in futility through the space above Toontown, out through Disney Marsh Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Scar.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, sin, or immunological, ankle, stomach, viral, hip, or hair problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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