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The Ralphland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its patient anniversary
November 9, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Pay tribute to the second magically working Monorail in our America for a humid exercise in futility through the heights above Orange County, out through Disney United States Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Fred Salmonpants.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant parents can ride.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or immunological, stomach, romantic, or viral complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In an inaccessible hideout at the high point of the Ralphland Monorail, there is a loafing half court for Disney executives.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to sit with the Ralphland Monorail's controller.
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