Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quasimodoland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of a village
May 23, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally favored by:
Discover the first frequently mutating Monorail in West America for a pointless journey through the clouds above a river, out through Disney Burbank Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Nikki.
- Guests struggling with kinetic perils should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a lighthearted oil.
- Before bankrupting this attraction, custom demands that you experience something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, fear of clowns, or shoulder, brain, nasal, heart, chest, or clothing disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains antique scenes.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Quasimodoland Monorail alternative experience.
- The cross brick is named Huck Finn.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to get a seat with the Quasimodoland Monorail's controller.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.