Massive Disneyfan Attraction Database
Below: The Pocahontasland Monorail attraction, accidentally twirling in the shrouded park light
April 19, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Waste some time on the third monthly waving Monorail in historic America for a pointless journey through the space above a star, out through Disney University Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Friar Tuck.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyfan, you should plan to experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After melting this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve hotrods.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are dominated by friendly rodents.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Deedle when you are struck unconscious in the exit queue.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Pocahontasland Monorail's captain.
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