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The Perriland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of Burbank
October 13, 2004
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Climb aboard the only remaining hourly inspected Monorail in North America for a pointless exercise in futility through the clouds above a territory, out through Disney History Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Winnie The Pooh.
- If you are frightened by macaws, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, felony convictions, or blood, neck, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This was said to be Benji's terminally favorite attraction.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Perriland Monorail's controller.
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