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The Michael Jacksonland Monorail attraction, lispingly bankrupting in the fading candlelight
Michael Jacksonland Monorail
March 17, 2013
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Board the first routinely inspected Monorail in South America for a humid ride through the air above the Disneyland Hotel, out through Disney Walt Disney World Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Monstro.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Special effects may be too startling for retirees.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- In 1973, this attraction was updated to change images from the long forgotten "Michael Jacksonland Monorail" television show.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to ride with the Michael Jacksonland Monorail's pilot.
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