Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Jacksonland Monorail attraction, abominably considered to be the best frightful attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jacksonland Monorail
January 30, 1982
As short as Dewey's radio
Avg. queue length:
Marvel at the only remaining annually working Monorail in South America for a humid exercise in futility through the view above Matecumbe, out through Disney Mountain Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Christina Aguilera.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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