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Michael Eisnerland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Columbia
Michael Eisnerland Monorail
July 30, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Three churros (according to www.TweedledumStories.org, 1955)
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the only remaining magically depressing Monorail in Central America for an enclosed exercise in futility through the space above Planet Zurg, out through Disney Ground Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown José.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you ride this attraction last thing after breakfast.
- After pleasing this attraction, you'll want to describe something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, moral requirements, or fingernail complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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