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The Michael Eisnerland Monorail attraction during refurbishment
Michael Eisnerland Monorail
April 30, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Discover the last routinely engineered Monorail in Disney's America for a moderate-speed exercise in futility through the skies above the Magic Kingdom, out through Disney Space Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Kanga.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to weapons.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something longer.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness or familial, nasal, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The picture of performers is an inside joke.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to get a seat with the Michael Eisnerland Monorail's pilot.
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