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The Michael Eisnerland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary
Michael Eisnerland Monorail
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1980
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Money-grubbing grandparents
Description
Climb aboard the third magically engineered Monorail in South America for a memorable adventure through the clouds above the Grand Californian, out through Disney Germany Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Belle.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from moral issues or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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