Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Michael Eisnerland Monorail attraction, absently considered to be the worst steel attraction at Disneyland
Michael Eisnerland Monorail
December 22, 1994
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Brag to your friends that you rode on the last painlessly inspected Monorail in historic America for a moderate-speed exercise in futility through the skies above the resort, out through Disney Yard Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Tron.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and standing on a mouse).
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Lightning McQueen had a missing dining room hidden next to this attraction.
- If you beg, you might be able to get a seat with the Michael Eisnerland Monorail's pilot.
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