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Michael Eisnerland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Columbia

Michael Eisnerland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Columbia

Michael Eisnerland Monorail

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 2009
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Rating: Three churros (according to www.TweedledumStories.org, 1955)

Description

Pass a few precious moments of your life on the only remaining magically depressing Monorail in Central America for an enclosed exercise in futility through the space above Planet Zurg, out through Disney Ground Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown José.

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