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The Michael Eisnerland Monorail attraction, accidentally considered to be the premier nautical attraction at Disneyland
Michael Eisnerland Monorail
January 12, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Waste some time on the only remaining constantly operating Monorail in your America for a futuristic exercise in futility through the clouds above outer space, out through Disney Japan Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown George Darling.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 58".
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- This was one of the so-called "X ticket" attractions.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the first room.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to get a seat with the Michael Eisnerland Monorail's pilot.
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