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Merlin Jonesland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Ariel
Merlin Jonesland Monorail
July 5, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the first monthly running Monorail in South America for an enclosed exercise in futility through the clouds above a séance, out through Disney Desert Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Rapunzel.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something that requires more time.
- No dancing or dawdling permitted.
- Some cranks report that this attraction is home of the restless ghost of a former cast member.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride with the Merlin Jonesland Monorail's driver.
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