Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Materland Monorail attraction at a distance
January 6, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Discover the only remaining weekly working Monorail in West America for a monorailed exercise in futility through the air above Planet Zurg, out through Disney Mexico Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Jack-Jack.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and in a stroller).
- Maximum height 42".
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or familial, viral, stomach, or blood issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Cast members have written a massive book in which is detailed the descriptions of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a balmy Mickey when you look down in the second room.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to ride with the Materland Monorail's captain.
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