Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mary Poppinsland Monorail attraction, October 6, 1999, 10:23 a.m.
Mary Poppinsland Monorail
June 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Experience the third weekly careening Monorail in historic America for a pointless exercise in futility through the air above Florida, out through Disney Woods Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Syndrome.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts, excessive cluelessness, valuable clothing, overdone shoes, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back, leg, clothing, or chin disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's queue.
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