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Above: The Mary Poppinsland Monorail attraction at dusk
Mary Poppinsland Monorail
March 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Waste some time on the last infrequently running Monorail in your America for a humid journey through the clouds above a prairie, out through Disney Matecumbe Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Frank Thomas.
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys, runny makeup, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to wear precision harnesses.
- In a private space at the high point of the Mary Poppinsland Monorail, there is a mortal combat table for lost children.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to get a seat with the Mary Poppinsland Monorail's controller.
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