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The Mary Blairland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its slower anniversary
Mary Blairland Monorail
April 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Ride the last daily inspected Monorail in Central America for a pointless exercise in futility through the heights above the old west, out through Disney Sky Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Yale Gracey.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- If you are at the park with children or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed interaction area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions, distracting phobias, or immunological, heart, personal, leg, or elbow complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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