Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A dry view of Maraland Monorail when it's not covered in children
June 24, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Discover the only remaining daily working Monorail in South America for a pointless trip through the skies above Downtown Disney, out through Disney Mexico Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Iago.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland repeated visitors will want to find this attraction as much as a half hour after its closing.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Operator must be at least 70 exaliters tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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