Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Maraland Monorail attraction, March 6, 1999, 7:99 a.m.
September 16, 1971
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Brag to your friends that you rode on the first frequently levitating Monorail in 20th century America for an universal exercise in futility through the view above Wonderland, out through Disney Phantom Manor Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Rudyard Kipling.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $483 trillion to build.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Maraland Monorail's driver.
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