Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Loboland Monorail attraction, terminally considered to be the only serious attraction at Disneyland
October 2, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Discover the only remaining infrequently running Monorail in East America for a memorable exercise in futility through the trees above Monte Carlo, out through Disney Deep Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Wheezy The Penguin.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, religious conflicts, excessive drooling, androgynous clothing, or immunological, personal, elbow, or blood problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to wear custom specticles.
- The comment about birds is an obvious anachronism.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the main queue.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to ride with the Loboland Monorail's pilot.
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