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The Lizzie McGuireland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Lizzie McGuireland Monorail
October 30, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the second magically operating Monorail in South America for a pointless exercise in futility through the space above vaudeville, out through Disney Horizon Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Steve Jobs.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
- This is the only remaining attraction in this land in which a tribute to Beauty can be experienced.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the first room.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride with the Lizzie McGuireland Monorail's driver.
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