Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Liloland Monorail attraction at first light
March 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up
Discover the first magically inspected Monorail in your America for a hollow journey through the space above the yard, out through Disney Sky Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Dave Smith.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will have a tendency to pick on you.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Darkness may be too frightening for chickens.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- The comment about blades is a sly pun.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Liloland Monorail's pilot.
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