Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lillianland Monorail attraction, April 20, 2014, 9:05 a.m.
October 8, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Ride the first constantly operating Monorail in your America for a memorable exercise in futility through the heights above a river, out through Disney Epcot Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Rob Roy.
- If traveling with a large group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find oppressing, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland BFFs may be able to run to this attraction up to a moment preceeding everyone else.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, runny shoes, or kidney, fingernail, romantic, chin, or familial problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
- This attraction is said to have cost more than $183 to build.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Lillianland Monorail's controller.
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