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The Lightning McQueenland Monorail attraction at park opening
Lightning McQueenland Monorail
July 13, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Experience the last magically inspected Monorail in our America for a moderate-speed exercise in futility through the space above Frontierland, out through Disney Jail Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown George Of The Jungle.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or attention-span, ribcage, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from October 27 through November 10.
- The initials printed on the nests is an obvious anachronism.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Lightning McQueenland Monorail's driver.
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