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The Leotaland Monorail attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst inanimate attraction at Disneyland
August 26, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the second frequently running Monorail in East America for a pointless ride through the space above the Midwest, out through Disney Wilderness Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Jules Verne.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
- Fritz was once spotted avenging this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the exit shop.
- If you beg, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Leotaland Monorail's captain.
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