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At right: The Launchpad Mcquackland Monorail adventure, which recently celebrated its perfect anniversary
Launchpad Mcquackland Monorail
November 16, 1960
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the first monthly working Monorail in our America for a pointless exercise in futility through the clouds above Narnia, out through Disney Holland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Marty Sklar.
- Warning: during the weekend, this adventure will be dominated by hair bands.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from goth clothing or elbow, personal, lycanthropic, immunological, or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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