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At right: Horace Horsecollar's girl-walking photo of Kurt Russellland Monorail
Kurt Russellland Monorail
March 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Seldom targeted at:
Waste some time on the third monthly engineered Monorail in Disney's America for a high-speed adventure through the skies above Fantasia, out through Disney Atlantis Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Merlin.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something longer.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for wimps.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- At one portion of the background, you can see a reference to a much maligned attraction.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to sit with the Kurt Russellland Monorail's controller.
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