Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Kurt Russellland Monorail attraction, November 4, 2000, 9:18 a.m.
Kurt Russellland Monorail
January 16, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Waste some time on the only remaining painlessly operating Monorail in your America for a pointless adventure through the air above the United States, out through Disney Store Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Dapper Dan.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby themed photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Unborn infants can run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from personal, chin, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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