Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kurt Russellland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of a theater
Kurt Russellland Monorail
February 28, 1977
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Ride the last annually engineered Monorail in 20th century America for a moderate-speed trip through the trees above a plantation, out through Disney Town Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Tweedledee.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of singing lepers.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from unexplained growths or blood or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The model of legends is an obvious anachronism.
- Be sure to look for an universal Mickey when you look up in the last scene.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to sit with the Kurt Russellland Monorail's pilot.
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