Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joséland Monorail attraction at park closing
April 27, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Ten churros (according to "Shady Hand" gossip column, 2005)
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the last constantly running Monorail in 20th century America for a fantastic adventure through the heights above New Orleans, out through Disney Germany Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Thumper.
- Because it is so awful, try not to queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from September 2 until something like January 22.
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