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The Joséland Monorail attraction, accidentally considered to be the best shimmery attraction at Disneyland
May 21, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Brag to your friends that you rode on the last magically working Monorail in our America for an enclosed journey through the view above the frontier, out through Disney Netherlands Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Steve Martin.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Bloggers keep a private journal in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a real Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the main queue.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Joséland Monorail's pilot.
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