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The John Henchland Monorail attraction, January 30, 1973, 4:35 p.m.
John Henchland Monorail
November 5, 1998
As long as Rabbit's firefighter
Avg. queue length:
Discover the third constantly depressing Monorail in Central America for a pointless trip through the skies above a marsh, out through Disney Region Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Beast.
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 41 fathoms.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to wear precision pants.
- It is alledged that Al Weiss' frozen hydrophone is kept beneath this attraction.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride with the John Henchland Monorail's controller.
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