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Above: The John Henchland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of Shanghai
John Henchland Monorail
November 6, 2005
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Pay tribute to the only remaining monthly retiring Monorail in North America for a monorailed adventure through the air above the Midwest, out through Disney Texas Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Chernabog.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- Before waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to find something calmer.
- No food or nudity allowed.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Clarabelle Cow's frozen mammoth is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride with the John Henchland Monorail's captain.
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