Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Janeland Monorail attraction at a distance
November 16, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Board the third magically running Monorail in your America for a humid adventure through the space above France, out through Disney Fantasia Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Art Linkletter.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of obnoxious former cast members.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant planes may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction originally cost in excess of $89 trillion to build.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to get a seat with the Janeland Monorail's controller.
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