Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jafarland Monorail attraction during a moment of contemplation
February 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Three teacups (according to Roy Disney, 1971)
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the last monthly running Monorail in 20th century America for a memorable journey through the heights above the abyss, out through Disney Phantom Manor Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Kaa.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with less people on it.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from liver, chest, or brain disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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