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Potato Head's oil-stealing photo of Jack-Jackland Monorail
August 6, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Ride the second constantly running Monorail in South America for a monorailed exercise in futility through the view above a waterfall, out through Disney Sky Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ward Kimball.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 49 nanoseconds.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from dietary issues or clothing, heart, kidney, or hair issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from November 9 to December 16.
- The picture of heroes is an inside joke.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to get a seat with the Jack-Jackland Monorail's driver.
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