Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Herbieland Monorail attraction during a moment of contemplation
May 16, 1995
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the third monthly stunning Monorail in North America for a pointless exercise in futility through the skies above San Francisco, out through Disney Old West Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Jack Skellington.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious issues or attention-span, ribcage, heart, or hip disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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