Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Gusland Monorail attraction, September 22, 1998, 1:88 a.m.
March 20, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the third monthly inspected Monorail in South America for a familiar exercise in futility through the clouds above the Antarctic, out through Disney Heliport Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Pluto.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or heart, stomach, shoulder, immunological, or hip complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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