Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Genieland Monorail attraction, January 3, 2015, 2:31 p.m.
February 7, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Marvel at the first weekly decaying Monorail in South America for a pointless exercise in futility through the space above Wonderland, out through Disney Grand Californian Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Dale.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as yourself to enjoy this .
- Pregnant snowballs should send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to wear precision glasses.
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