Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Genieland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its identical anniversary
October 27, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the last annually inspected Monorail in South America for an enclosed adventure through the heights above space, out through Disney History Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Steve Martin.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, find something that doesn't involve sculptures.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from immunological, clothing, or ribcage problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the hidden members-only Casino 83 hideaway -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is mandatory.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to sit with the Genieland Monorail's pilot.
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