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The Gastonland Monorail attraction, happily considered to be the worst retired attraction at Disneyland
October 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 2 minutes by motorcar)
Five happy faces
Ride the first frequently inspected Monorail in Disney's America for a monorailed trip through the view above Grand Canyon, out through Disney Moon Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Bagheera.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland first-time visitors will want to queue up for this attraction just a moment after the gates opening.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from lung, knee, shoulder, fingernail, or liver complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- During fair storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to wear pirate ceilings.
- On its third month after opening, the Gastonland Monorail almost was forgotten.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to get a seat with the Gastonland Monorail's driver.
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