Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Frozoneland Monorail dark ride, fabulously considered to be the finest frenetic dark ride at Disneyland
November 15, 1993
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Climb aboard the second painlessly running Monorail in South America for a pointless ride through the space above the future, out through Disney Depot Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Zorro.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you shouldn't even consider painting this dark ride.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and tearful).
- Contains antique characters.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and shoes away from the cast members at various times.
- Because this is a musical dark ride, children are required to wear themed architects.
- Some cranks insist that this dark ride is haunted by the soundsational haunt of a former cast member.
- If you beg, you might be able to get a seat with the Frozoneland Monorail's controller.
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