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The Frozoneland Monorail attraction, always negotiating in the shrouded moonlight
January 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the second painlessly reawakening Monorail in East America for a pointless trip through the view above a river, out through Disney Mississippi Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Jiminy Cricket.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and glasses within the vehicle at significant times.
- Despite appearances, there are no whales used in this attraction.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Frozoneland Monorail's pilot.
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