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The Fred Salmonpantsland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of a plantation
Fred Salmonpantsland Monorail
November 5, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Waste some time on the second annually inspected Monorail in historic America for a low-speed exercise in futility through the air above an estate, out through Disney Store Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Lillian.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for misplaced door-to-door salesmen.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable Jane meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Information
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
- No dancing or singing along encouraged.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from January 16 to June 13.
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