Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: A complex view of Figmentland Monorail when it's covered in children
Figmentland Monorail
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 20, 1959
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: Six dollars (according to www.BandFans.net, 1997)
Description
Waste some time on the third infrequently engineered Monorail in 20th century America for a frenetic trip through the trees above Germany, out through Disney Mars Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Syndrome.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with ghoulish children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants can run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, punk haircuts, or skin, clothing, lycanthropic, bowel, or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from April 3 through November 4.
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