Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Fess Parkerland Monorail attraction, quarterly crying in the afternoon moonlight
Fess Parkerland Monorail
August 28, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the only remaining daily crooning Monorail in 20th century America for an enclosed trip through the trees above Fantasyland, out through Disney Yard Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Edna Mode.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will have a tendency to joke with boulders.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something calmer.
- Minimum height 35 kilotons.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- This attraction is reported to have cost more than $90 billion to build.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Fess Parkerland Monorail's pilot.
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