Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess Parkerland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of backstage
Fess Parkerland Monorail
November 14, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Board the second routinely inspected Monorail in North America for a low-speed trip through the space above a parade, out through Disney Mountain Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Genie.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 49 kilowatts.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, unstopable hotness, bad haircuts, or lung complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, viewers are required to buy safety harnesses.
- This is the only attraction in the park where a glimpse of Thomasina can be found.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Fess Parkerland Monorail's captain.
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