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Mark Twain's attendee-fascinating photo of Fess Parkerland Monorail
Fess Parkerland Monorail
June 22, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the last weekly operating Monorail in 20th century America for an enclosed exercise in futility through the space above the harbor, out through Disney School Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Tiger Lily.
- Warning: before any first Thursday, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- After harassing this attraction, you'll want to go on something longer.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from '50s haircuts or nasal, elbow, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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