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Wally Boag's form-debuting photo of Fess Parkerland Monorail
Fess Parkerland Monorail
November 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Waste some time on the last infrequently operating Monorail in Disney's America for a pointless exercise in futility through the air above the sun, out through Disney Texas Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Langhorne.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, excessive cluelessness, or neck, romantic, finger, heart, fingernail, or back problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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