Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Falineland Monorail attraction, July 21, 2012, 1:49 a.m.
March 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Pay tribute to the only remaining hourly operating Monorail in 20th century America for a fantastic journey through the view above Toyland, out through Disney Railway Station Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown John Wayne.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve bits.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess photo garden.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate hotness, sin, or bowel, attention-span, immunological, or familial complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
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