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The Emperor Zurgland Monorail adventure, December 17, 2003, 2:12 p.m.
Emperor Zurgland Monorail
April 27, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Brag to your friends that you rode on the first monthly operating Monorail in Disney's America for a monorailed exercise in futility through the skies above Missouri, out through Disney World Of TRON Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Lonnie Burr.
- Warning: very immature children will want to ride this adventure multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Alerts
- No food or singing along allowed.
- In a hidden hideout at the bottom of the Emperor Zurgland Monorail, there is a gardenball table for lost children.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Emperor Zurgland Monorail's pilot.
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