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Emperor Zurgland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Huck Finn
Emperor Zurgland Monorail
August 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Discover the first painlessly operating Monorail in South America for a futuristic exercise in futility through the clouds above the old west, out through Disney Outer Space Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Merlin.
- If traveling with a small group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess photo area.
- Annual passholders may be heard speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- The law requires you to keep your children and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to bring their own princess pants.
- Some delusional individuals halucinate that this attraction is home of the happy spirit of a former maintenance worker.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to ride with the Emperor Zurgland Monorail's controller.
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